Some of the Worst Sex Advice You Ever Heard
Both men and women can go to great lengths to get someone in their bed. Sometimes they use good tactics and romance their lovers, while other times they fall into the temptation of bad sex advice. It’s important to look at both sides of the spectrum when figuring out the best approaches to get someone into bed. For now, we will take a detailed look into some of the worst sex advice around.
Worst Sex Advice, Swinging without your knowledge
For some, it’s all about the chase, while for others they’d rather figure out another way to have their way with their lover of choice. One of the top worst sex advice tips is probably more common than we are led to believe. Imagine your lover inviting you to a private gathering at a friends’ house. You may have met this friend a few times but never got close enough to know about their personal life. Once you’re at their house, you make yourself comfortable, get a glass of wine, and listen to the latest gossip. Unbeknownst to you, your friend is behind you massaging your lovers’ shoulders while whispering sweet nothings into their ear. Before you know it, you realise you are in a full on swingers session, and you and your lover are the main course. No, your lover didn’t tell you this before you got there, and you surely will discuss this with him or her on the ride home. Someone probably gave your lover some lousy sex advice and told them it would be okay to invite you to a swingers party without your knowledge. After all, the adventure aspect is everything in a relationship, right?
Sticking fingers in places without permission
This next one is probably even more horrendous. If someone ever tries to give you tips on spicing up your love life, pay close attention. Pay even closer attention if they suggest you make a spontaneous movement such as sticking a finger or any other body part or object inside your lover without their permission. This is probably in the top five of bad sex advice. Not only is this wrong, but it can turn into a pretty bad situation. Some believe that when they are in a relationship with someone, their partner’s body is theirs to use. They think they can do whatever they please and not ask for their permission. False! Even when you are in a relationship with someone you still need to ask for their okay when doing anything.
Biting the penis during sex
If you want your lover to end up in the hospital, then, follow this bad sex advice. So, you and your female friends are out for lunch, and you all start discussing your sex life. You tell them things are going great, but you want to try something new. One of your friends tells you to bite your lovers’ penis the next time you’re giving him oral sex. You laugh it off, but she tells you that men love things like that. So later that evening you go home, light some candles, and get your partner in the mood for some frisky fun. Once you guys are in bed, you prepare yourself to please him orally. With his penis in your mouth, you hear your friend’s voice telling you to bite it, so that’s exactly what you do. Your partner begins screaming, and before you know it, there’s blood all over, and your partner is clinging to life. Okay, that may be an exaggeration, but you get the point. Never bite on a man’s penis unless you’re in a consenting BDSM session then all bets are off.
This is just a small taste of a very long list of extremely bad sex advice. Do you have any of your own you’d like to share?